Briefly

At this very moment, I am making the possibly terrible mistake of eating jalapeno-cheddar ramen noodles that I bought because they were steeply discounted.

I couldn't resist.

Previously, the weirdest flavor of ramen noodles that I had eaten was "shrimp," during the blizzard of '96.

This is also the first time I have eaten ramen noodles in about four years.

In case the internet wanted to know.